# 43 is so so accurate!!! When I went to NYC I soon learned to avoid the empty subway cars, 99% of the time the A/C wasn’t working and on the stop I would have to get out and join the crowds in the other cars…
Hahaha I learned the empty subway car thing the hard way.Quickly my thoughts of “sweet,suckers!” and “who would choose a crowded car!?” turned into *looks over and realizes* “OMG,” the homeless guy over there has somewhat recently urinated on himself and never took a shower smell filled the car.Another adventure included seeing a waterfall of puke on the doors,construction dudes still in the tunnel,and drag queens playing a rousing game of tag.Did I mention I normally rode the subway in the wee hours(2-4a.m)for a hospital job. 🙂
Haha brilliant! Although the last time I was in New York I had a taxi driver who was absolutely fantastic, I wanted to go into the city over night; he showed me around, dropped me off then picked me up a few hours later to get me back to the airport for my connecting flight. He made my brief trip there something amazing. 🙂
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#3A – We walk on the right.
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So hysterical!! And so true!
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Hilarious especially the bodega which ironically was a Puerto Rican thing but no Mexican in California knows the definition of the word
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It’s not just walking street level. What about the stairs down to the subway?
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These are great!
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These are all too true, I love them haha. Do you make them?
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No, but I wish I had come up with these! His name is Nathan W. Pyle and he actually has a book of them.
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Fabulous! Thanks for this post.
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# 43 is so so accurate!!! When I went to NYC I soon learned to avoid the empty subway cars, 99% of the time the A/C wasn’t working and on the stop I would have to get out and join the crowds in the other cars…
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The Train Car one is so true, definitely beware! LOL great for good laughs!
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Hahaha I learned the empty subway car thing the hard way.Quickly my thoughts of “sweet,suckers!” and “who would choose a crowded car!?” turned into *looks over and realizes* “OMG,” the homeless guy over there has somewhat recently urinated on himself and never took a shower smell filled the car.Another adventure included seeing a waterfall of puke on the doors,construction dudes still in the tunnel,and drag queens playing a rousing game of tag.Did I mention I normally rode the subway in the wee hours(2-4a.m)for a hospital job. 🙂
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Honestly, someone could write a book just on the hijinks of what goes on in the subway 😉
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Absolutely!I have many a funny/oddsubway story 🙂
Remember when Gawker kept posting people’s crazy subway videos?
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So funny!
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Thanks for posting, and thanks for reading!
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An early morning smile is always good! 🙂
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Going to New York? Read these folks
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Reblogged this on I-NETRADIO.
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These are wonderful!
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Nice post. Thank you for stopping by 🙂
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Hilarious and true!
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Very funny and very true.
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Thanks, it made me smile. I love it. A different way of reaching out and sharing.
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Good and true advice. Loved living in NYC
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Haha brilliant! Although the last time I was in New York I had a taxi driver who was absolutely fantastic, I wanted to go into the city over night; he showed me around, dropped me off then picked me up a few hours later to get me back to the airport for my connecting flight. He made my brief trip there something amazing. 🙂
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